Llamas, Lyedecker and Lira:
"Diane, 3 P.M. Just back from the Lyedecker Clinic. While a llama may produce some of the finest of wools, prized around world, their breath, on the other hand, could only be prized somewhere in the far reaches of ‘Llama Hell.’"
"Lyedecker’s records tell us that the bird that attacked Laura was a Myna bird, named ‘Waldo,’ owned by Jacques Renault. The plastic fragment found in Laura’s stomach was a poker chip from across the border at ‘One Eyed Jacks.’ Jacques is a Canadian National, known to have worked, on and off, at the casino. When all signs point to Rome, Diane, it’s time to buy Lira and go."