Cooper's reaction to the Icelanders:
"Diane, it is 4:28 AM. I have just been woken up by the most God awful racket, which you can probably hear over the sound of my voice. Can you hear that? Up until this moment, I have experienced nothing at the Great Northern Hotel but the most pleasant, courteous service imaginable. However, it just goes to prove the point that once a traveler leaves his home, he loses almost 100% of his ability to control his environment."
"Diane, I was wondering if you could overnight express to me two pair of those ear pillow silicone ear plugs, which I used on my last trip to New York? Naturally, I didn't bring them with me on this trip, because I didn't feel it would be necessary. However..."
*Sounds of the Icelanders dancing and singing*