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The Brewing Co. now has tons of sound clips from the series. They're listed in no particular order at this time (eventually they'll be listed by ep.). To download, just right-click the coffee cups and select "Save target as..." Some of them aren't the greatest quality, we know. But those are ones collected years ago when most people only had the VHS tapes to record from (and apparently the person who made them had no qualms about just holding their PC mic up to the TV speaker...).

"I know Andy, I know I know I know. This is what we call a real three-hanky crime." (Albert Rosenfield)

"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta." (Windom Earle)

"Cooper, I'd think you'd be afraid to go to sleep at night." (Sheriff Truman)

"Sing it to somebody else..." (Katherine Martell & Ben Horne)

"Tell Agent Cooper that Albert and his team are here." (Albert and Lucy Moran)

"While I will admin to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchet-man in the fight against violence." (Albert)

"Welcome to amateur hour." (Albert)

"Color me amazed." (Albert)

"And it's another great moment in law enforcement history!" (Albert)

"Are you Laura Palmer?" (Agent Cooper)

"Log lady. Can I ask her about her log?" (Cooper and Truman)

"Miss Horne, unless I miss my guess, your father is Benjamin Horne, the owner of this fine establishment..." (Cooper and Audrey Horne)

"I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs, but this place takes the cake." (Albert)

"Bonsai. Remember those old World War two movies? BANZAI!!!" (Gordon Cole)

"All work and no play make Ben & Jerry dull boys." (Jerry Horne & Ben)

"Hey baby, it's the big bad Bobcat." (Bobby Briggs)

"Birdie birdie birdie." (Lucy)

"Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air." (The Little Man From Another Place)

"Black as midnight on a moonless night." (Cooper)

"Mister Cooper uh, how do you take it?" (Pete and Cooper)

"Andy? How's the nose?" "Not a mark on it...only blood squirted out." (Cooper and Andy)

"Welcome to the killer's lair." (BOB)

"You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I will kill again." (BOB)

"Has anyone seen BOB on earth in the last few weeks?" (Albert)

"Heads up, tails up...catch you with my deathbag." (BOB)

"Body and spirit are still far apart." (Cooper and Hawk)

"Men before before them...more after we're gone." (Truman and Cooper)

"Mother always said I was born lucky." (Cooper)

"Break the code, solve the crime." (Cooper)

"Bite de boolet, baybee, bite de boolet!" (Jacques Renault)

"Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames." (Log Lady)

"Say goodbye, James." (Bobby)

"He can't ask for your soul. So I will take his." (BOB)

"Nothing like a great cup of black coffee." (Cooper)

"Good morning Colonel Cooper." (Audrey)

"I've got compassion running out of my nose, pal. I'm the sultan of sentiment!" (Albert)

"I've got compassion running out of my nose, pal. I'm the sultan of sentiment!" Full version (Albert and Doc Hayward)

"Now I'd like two eggs over hard. I know, don't tell me. It's hard on the arteries..." (Cooper)

"Ladies and gentlemen, Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Dale Cooper..." Full speech (Cooper)

"You know this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee. I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life, and this...this is one of the best." (Cooper)

"Damn good coffee! And hot!" (Cooper)

"She's dead...wrapped in plastic." (Pete)

"Catch you with my death bag." (BOB)

"Oh, the world's most decrepit room service waiter remembers nothing out of the ordinary..." (Albert)

"Fire is the devil hiding like a coward in the smoke." (Log Lady)

"Agent Cooper, I'm thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to King Ho Ho Ho, I really am..." (Albert)

"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies." (Cooper)

"Diane, it is 4:28 am...I have just been woken up by the most Godawful racket which you can probably hear over the sound of my voice." (Cooper)

"Diane, 6:18am, room 315...Great Northern Hotel up here in Twin Peaks..." (Cooper)

"Any time a man dies in war, he dies too soon." (Major Briggs)

"It's not the first won't be the last...but I'm in that doghouse again." (Big Ed)

"Don't ruin this too!" (Sarah Palmer)

"You might practice walking without dragging your knuckles on the floor." (Albert)

"I feel like I'm gonna dream tonight." (Laura Palmer)

"I think I'd better start studying medicine." (Truman and Cooper)

"Ducks on the lake!" (Cooper)

"I've had just about enough of your insults." (Truman and Albert)

"Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry, we must always pay strict attention." (Cooper)

"I've never believed in fate, Agent Cooper." (Big Ed and Albert)

"She's filled with secrets." (The LMFAP)

"Fire walk with me." (The LMFAP)

"The letter 'B' from Ronette's finger was cut from a copy of Fleshworld. It's a perfect match. This particular edition features swingers' clubs for standard poodle enthusiasts. No comment." (Albert)

"Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges never. I want no interference from this hulking boob, is that clear?" (Albert)

"Fresh coffee." (Lucy)

"Fire...walk with me." (The One-Armed Man)

"Through the darkness..." Complete FWWM Poem (The OAM)

"We lived among the people. I think you say 'convenience store.' We lived above it." (The OAM)

"Jer, I didn't come here to lose my shirt. I just came to take it off." (Ben & Jerry)

"What did this giant sound like? Hm? I mean, did he have a big booming voice..." (Truman, Cooper, & Albert)

"Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham." (Cooper)

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